In the one week since US President Barack Obama won his bid for re-election, representatives from all 50 states have filed petitions with the White House asking to secede from the United States.
According to the New York Daily News, the government-initiated website “We The People” has been bombarded by petitions since the election. More than 100,000 disgruntled citizens (representing more than 20 states) have petitioned President Obama to
So far, seven states have collected 25000 signatures on petitions to secede from the United States. They're all the usual suspects: Alabama, Florida, Georgia, Louisiana, North Carolina, Tennessee and Texas.
For most of you in the New Confederacy of the South and West, if you secede you will end up paying more in taxes than you do now, and you will get fewer government services. Forget the so-called “fiscal cliff.” We're talking about a fiscal Death Star.
Take a look at yourselves. Seriously, did you even read this petition before you self-righteously signed it with your artisanal ink well and ironic quill? Because we did: we petition the obama administration to: Peacefully grant